[leaves this here and backs away]
It’s almost that time of the semester.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
me as a professor
- That’s due TODAY?
- No Sleep November
- things fall apart
- WHERE DREAMS DIE
- Four year distraction
- HA HA NO
- study cram fail
- Paying for hell
- THIS SHIT CRAY
when the teacher’s passing out a test the whole class knows they’re gonna fail
I WAS JUST ABSENTMINDEDLY RUNNING MY PEN OVER MY JEANS WHILE TALKING TO MY TEACHER AND I DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS OPEN HELP I FUCKED UP